The Oldest Written Languages in the World

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Author Bennett Kleinman
February 13, 2024

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Linguists estimate that human speech sounds first developed tens of thousands of years ago. MIT linguistics professor Shigeru Miyagawa proposes that verbal language may have been used in social situations around 100,000 years ago, while linguist George Poulos, author of On the Origins of Human Speech and Language, suggests human speech developed around 70,000 years ago. But these early languages were likely never recorded by hand, and it was only around 5,000 years ago that the first known written languages first began to take shape.

Ancient civilizations in regions around the world began to develop complex written language systems starting at least as early as 3200 BCE. While it’s difficult to pin down the exact origin of these languages given the limited archaeological evidence available, historians generally agree on a few early cultures that pioneered the use of written communication.

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Sumerian

From roughly 4100 BCE to 1750 BCE, the ancient Sumerian civilization thrived across southern Mesopotamia (modern-day Iraq). The Sumerians developed the world’s oldest known writing system, cuneiform, which consisted of wedge-shaped characters carved into stone tablets. The script was later used to denote the spoken Sumerian language, in lieu of any sort of alphabet. The language started as an entirely logographic script, and evolved into a phonetic syllabic system to convey more conversational thought. The oldest known example of Sumerian writing first appeared in a group of administrative and educational texts dating to around 3200 BCE. Around 2500 BCE, the Sumerians produced the first known literature from any ancient civilization: religious works such as the Kesh Temple Hymn that focused less on real-world issues and more on mythological concepts. 

The now-extinct Sumerian language consisted of four vowel sounds (a, i, e, u) as well as 16 consonant sounds (b, d, g, ŋ, h, k, l, m, n, p, r, s, ś, š, t, z), and was one of the first known uses of grammatical concepts such as prefixes, infixes, and suffixes. By the year 2000 BCE, the language had faded to the point where it was no longer spoken, as new civilizations and languages emerged throughout the region. It enjoyed a brief resurgence for literary and liturgical purposes between 2000 BCE and 1500 BCE, but was mainly studied by scribes thereafter.

The Most Popular Baby Names Throughout the 20th Century

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Author Fran Hoepfner
October 27, 2023

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Depending on where you lived and when you grew up, it’s possible you might have known more than one person with the same name. Maybe there was a Jennifer A. and a Jennifer L., or maybe you knew four different people named Michael. Year after year, decade after decade, there are trends in baby names that draw on history, religion, and cultural references. Here are the most popular baby names in the United States during each decade of the 20th century.

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1900s

Between 1900 and 1909, the most popular name for boys in the U.S. was John, and the most popular girls’ name, by a long shot, was Mary. This is according to data from the U.S. Social Security Administration, based on people applying for Social Security cards. There were 84,591 applications under the name John, and 161,504 entries for Mary. These two names popped up time and time again throughout the 20th century. Both names come from the Bible — John is one of Jesus’ disciples, and Mary is the name of both Jesus’ mother and Mary Magdalene. After John, the most popular boys’ names of this decade were William, James, George, and Charles, and the most popular girls’ names after Mary were Helen, Margaret, Anna, and Ruth.

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1910s

Between 1910 and 1919, the most popular names were once again John and Mary. In this decade, there were 376,312 registered Johns and 478,637 Marys. Why the sudden jump? For one, the Social Security Administration began collecting data in 1937, so anyone born before that was only counted if they applied for a Social Security card after 1937. (That means the data for the 1900s, 1910s, and 1920s is based on people who listed their birthdays in these decades despite obtaining cards later in life, and doesn’t count anyone born in this period that didn’t apply for a Social Security card.) The U.S. also saw a population spike as infant mortality rates decreased throughout the 20th century, thanks to advances in health care and better access to clean water. 

In the 1910s, for the second decade in a row, the second most popular names for boys and girls were William and Helen, respectively, followed by James, Robert, and Joseph for boys, and Dorothy, Margaret, and Ruth for girls. William has long been a popular English name dating back to William the Conqueror, who became the first Norman king of England in the 11th century. Helen, meanwhile, has its origins in Greek mythology: Helen of Troy was a famous beauty, known as the “face that launched a thousand ships.”

Gadzooks! A Brief History of Curse Words

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Author Kevin McCaffrey
October 16, 2023

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Well, shoot: Curse words have been through a lot of doggone stages to get to where they are today. Mark Twain once said that “under certain circumstances, profanity provides a relief denied even to prayer,” and people have been swearing as long as they’ve been praying. What is considered “cursing” or “swearing” has always depended on what was taboo at that point in time, whether it be blasphemous or simply crude. These off-limits words and topics have shifted over time, too. Here’s a brief look at the history of cursing, from A to Z… or “arse” to “zounds!”

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The Original Curse

Why do we call forbidden terms “curse” or “swear” words? It’s likely the English terms evolved from the Bible, where “swearing” was sometimes used to refer to false promises or lies, such as when someone claims to do something that is not possible. These were considered vain oaths, and this “swearing” would sometimes be made in God’s name. Some of the earliest expletives were phrases referencing religion, such as “by God’s bones,” “God’s nails,” or really anything to do with God that wasn’t a literal and sincere oath. 

Frequently, curse words originated from the combination of two or more taboo words pushed together in a way that obscured the literal meaning, creating a new slang term in the process. For instance, “gadzooks” was a curse used in place of “God’s hooks,” and by the 1600s, the word “zounds” — a shortening of “God’s wounds” — appeared in William Shakespeare’s Othello and King John. In the 19th century, people in Ireland used “bejabbers” as a way to get around saying “by Jesus.” 

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The Rise of the Four-Letter Word

The phrase “four-letter word” was first used as a euphemism for swear words in the 1920s, and for good reason: Of the approximately 84 commonly used American English swear words, 29 of them have four letters, including some of the most popular. “Damn,” for instance, appeared as a verb as early as the 13th century, meaning “to condemn,” and was used as an exclamation starting in the 17th century. 

The “F-word,” meanwhile, was preceded by a different four-letter word in the 10th century: “sard,” which described the same intimate act. The common myth that today’s F-word derived from an acronym, either “fornication under consent of the king” or “for unlawful carnal knowledge,” is untrue. Instead, the expletive may come from the Middle Dutch “fokken,” Norwegian “fukka,” or Swedish “focka,” all of which mean several things, including “to copulate.” Another theory supported by the Dictionary of Slang and Unconventional English and The Roots of English: A Reader’s Handbook of Word Origin tracks the word back to the Indo-European term “peuk,” meaning “to prick.” According to the Oxford English Dictionary, the first recorded use of the modern F-bomb was in 1503, in a Scottish poem, though the word was likely used even earlier. In 1965, the F-word became an official part of the English lexicon when it was included in The Penguin Dictionary.

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The four-letter word beginning with “sh” has had several meanings through the years. According to the Old English Dictionary, it was used to mean “an obnoxious person” starting in 1508, although the early version of the word wasn’t four letters; it began as the Old English curse “scite.” In Latin, “scite” means a very different thing: shrewdly, cleverly, or skillfully. By 1934, when it was used in Henry Miller’s novel Tropic of Cancer, the modern, four-letter version of the word had evolved to essentially mean “stuff,” regardless of quality. 

5 of the Oldest Jokes in History

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Author Fran Hoepfner
August 18, 2023

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For as long as humankind has existed and suffered, we’ve also laughed. Humor — and jokes, specifically — have long been a part of socio-anthropological culture, whether as a way to poke fun at the powerful or just to be plain silly. Even toilet humor, however gross, has often played a significant role in day-to-day life, amusing and shocking listeners with taboo topics. From the earliest days of civilization, laughter has brought people together despite their differences, serving as a tool for both enjoying life and bonding with one another. Here are some of the oldest jokes in history, observations and witticisms that made people laugh thousands of years ago.

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The Oldest Recorded Joke

The oldest joke on record dates back to 1900 BCE in ancient Sumer, the earliest known civilization in Mesopotamia. Rather than a conventional setup and punchline structure, the joke is more of an observation: “Something which has never occurred since time immemorial; a young woman did not fart in her husband’s lap.” The double-negatives throw in a bit of confusion, but the joke gets at a primary urge to hide certain imperfections from a romantic partner. 

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The First “Walked Into a Bar” Joke

The Sumerians are also credited with the first-ever “walked into a bar” joke, dating to around 1983 BCE. It goes: “A dog walks into a bar and says, ‘I cannot see a thing. I’ll open this one.’” Though we’re all familiar with bar jokes — and the odd characters and animals who just so happen to walk into them — no one can quite parse the meaning of this Sumerian joke, or why it was funny. There are amateur theories ranging from the Sumerians appreciating (as we do now) “random humor,” or the dog’s blindness being some kind of pun. Until we have a time machine, it’s likely to remain a mystery.