The Strange History of Santa Schools
Every December, shopping malls, markets, parades, and office parties call in an army of Santas to headline their Christmas festivities. Donning the red suit is no small responsibility: The best Santas must know the correct way to say “ho ho ho,” how to squint those magical eyes and apply the right amount of makeup for rosy cheeks, and how to care for that signature beard — and also stay calm and react safely should a little one try to give it a yank. So how are these skills perfected? Welcome to the strange world of Santa schools.

While the history of Santa Claus dates back to the fourth century CE and a generous man known as St. Nicholas, professional Santas are just a little more than a century old. The idea of Santas-for-hire began taking shape in the late 19th century, when American department stores began turning holiday shopping into a full-fledged production.
By 1910, any store with a toy department was expected to have a jolly, white-bearded man for children to tell their Christmas wishes to. As stores scrambled to fill the red suit, one boy in Albion, New York, found himself captivated by the character. That boy, Charles W. Howard — who first played Santa in a school play as a child and never grew out of the role — would go on to teach generations of others how to properly become St. Nick.
After spending time playing Santa in several upstate New York stores, Howard grew disillusioned with what he saw among many of his fellow Santas: cheap suits, unkempt beards, and a lack of storytelling flair. So in 1937, Howard opened the Charles W. Howard Santa School right in his own home. With just three inaugural students, it was a humble operation — and deeply idiosyncratic.







